What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is your secret to glowing skin?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How should one handle a situation where they suspect their partner of cheating, but their partner denies it and claims it is all in their head?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?

Dr No

Goldfinger

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What was the most inappropriate thing your parent caught you doing as a teen? Was in the bedroom, I thought nobody else was home. My sister and I shared that bedroom but I knew she was gone. I didn’t know my dad was home though.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Short story writers, what is your favorite character you've created and do they appear in more than one of your works?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

In what ways does Islam oppress women?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)